Dave

I started my art career off with ink from a black pen covering my body and my Mother's brand new wallpaper. I was pretending to be Batman. Eventually, I branched out into gardening, shoveling mounds of dirt out of her plants and placing them on her recently cleaned sofa right before a dinner party. Throughout highschool, my notes were covered with drawings of swords, ninjas, and Dragon Ball Z characters. You could guess I went to college for theoretical physics but you'd be wrong. Un-like Michael with his Ph.D (don't worry, he'll tell you about that in a bit) I have a degree in art stuff. So now I make money doing art stuff and won a few art awards and stuff. By day, I work as a photographer, game designer, and web developer. By night, I work as a video gamer, guitar player, Chipotle eater, cat lover, and on occassion, Batman.

Michael

Hello there. My name is Michael. At a young age, I spray painted my Dad’s corvette and drove a riding lawn mower into its headlights. At the age of 6 I struck out in tee ball. By 12 I was able to lose the spelling bee by misspelling ‘hare’ (they wanted the rabbit, not what’s on your head). At some point after this, I shaped up and found myself interested in photography. Since then, I’ve developed strong skills with various photographic techniques and my photos have knocked the socks, shoes, and ankle bracelets off of clients. I have a Ph.D in Mining and Minerals which has nothing to do with photography however, people with Ph.Ds are required to always mention this. When I’m not taking photos, I enjoy playing Raving Rabbids, watching avant-garde cinema, and I might be the best googler in the world. I have two kids, two of which are cats.